Random pokemon generator: randompokemon.com/Rules:
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
4) Tag at least one person when you're finished
0)This is you
Aw, I thought I'd be fully evolved by now1)This Pokemon is your best friend
Ohpft2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
WELL THERE'S A GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD IMPRESS THEM YES3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
OH I KNOW is this project about megas4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
WhatdidIdo6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend
Awww cutie~!7)This Pokemon is your Ex
Thiiiiiiiiiis wouldn't have worked out anyway luv8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeepawayfrommefloatingrockhead9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
YOU TH- well if it's not strawberry cheesecake then it's okay10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
... Ehm11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
WHAT THE HELL DID MY MOM DO TO DESERVE THE WRATH OF THE GIANT TIME GOD OF STEEL12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Whatusewouldyouhaveforthem13)This Pokemon died by your hands
... Can't say I'm very sorry about that
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
Idon'twannaburnyoueither- wait why is a Pokemon another Pokemon's pet.
16)This Pokemon is your Dentist
Juuuuuust be gentle wee buddy.
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day